true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via punk-heroine)


do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

(Source: behindthebakery, via teamvalkyrie)


Lost Girl: *here you have Benzi, closest best friends ever*

Agents of shield: *here you have Fitzsimmons, closest best friends ever*

*and here you have them not close anymore, sorry for breaking you heart and your favorite friendship, not sorry*



it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via pizza)


high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls, via lets-eatpizza)


It’s funny how there’s no post about Faking It bc everyone has seen it already


I Need A Friendship Like Merideth Grey & Christina Yang. & That’s all.

(via midou310)

  • Helena: "Excuse me, my sestra shot me."
  • Me: Awww look at my baby still so polite when she's mortally wounded.
  • Friend: You do realize that's a psycho serial killer right?
  • Me: ...
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: [ugly sobbing] I don't care she's my baby please save her #savehelena