healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

(via sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp)

littlereddove:

rosetiel:

ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older women

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(Source: deancutechester, via sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp)

whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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(via pizzakittenlove)

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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promoted:

we should all give the utmost respect to organ donors

it takes guts to do what they do

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asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(Source: jasun.me, via pizzakittenlove)